<h1> I suggest everyone go in your past entries and find something good...like this: </h1>




We were crossing a rice paddy in the z , up to our ankles and beyond in the goo that is a rice paddy when the officer, Cory Hart, that I worked with turned to me and said that I needed to camouflage myself when we got past the paddy. I told the officer that I was six foot six , had a ten foot antenna on my back, was in the middle of an open field and asked what difference a bunch of twigs stuck in my helmet would do to keep me from being less
obvious than I already was. He insisted on being an officer and ordering me to camouflage anyway.
When we got through the paddy I past by a large leafed tropical plant. The leaves were as large as I was so the idea came to me to cut one of the leafs off the plant, cut two eye-holes in the leaf and put the stalk of the leaf in the rubber band that most of us had
for our helmets to put our cigarettes and pencils and whatever we could carry in that strap on our helmets. I did all of this as we were continuing to go through the jungle with the officer still in front of me.
I pulled out my pistol and with it in one hand and my k bar in the other I began to act as if I were sneaking along behind the officer. I would suddenly turn to imaginary enemy and make motions with the pistol and k bar from behind this large leaf. I waited for the moment that the officer would turn around to see me, and that moment came when the men's laughter behind me became so obvious that the officer had to turn to see what
was so funny.
When he did turn we made eye contact and from his view it was a pair of eyes behind a large leaf with a pistol in one hand and a k bar in the other. I could tell by his look that he wanted very much to burst out laughing, but he did not and said, "Whiznuts", which is what he called me instead of my real name, "I thought that I told you to camouflage!"
I screamed from behind the leaf from my eye holes “Sir, you mean you can see me Sir? I am camouflage!” The officer never broke into the laughter that I believe would have broken most men, and turned back away from me to continue on the trail. I walked for several more yards behind him and finally grew tired of the game I was playing and threw the leaf beside the trail and continued on that mission.
Officer Cory Hart never again during our tour of duty asked me to camouflage.

<h1 And this </h1>

I dont want to try to figure out how to make this a link...


http://www.livejournal.com/users/circumcised/2004/02/04/


use Copy & paste

Sheri- Lets the first time o saw you were…in school. I thought you would be cool to talk to until… you dated my BROTHER!!!! What the fucks were you thinking, haha. You are awesome.

Willie- You were the first one of my friends to cry about me leaving. That made me feel wanted, and just as horrible to leave, but wanted non-the-less. Remember when we {Willie, Michael B. and I} spent the night at my house. I was, I think, 14 or 15 and mom sent me condoms! Haha. Then we put them on our doorknob. Oh crap those were good times. Then all the nights you came over, and told you mom that you were going to be at my house at 9 pm. Then we wouldn’t come home until 3 am. Good times…good times you're my computer buddie. The nights when you wouldn’t sleep at my house, and you would be on my computer. You were with me when I bought my graphics card. We can laugh at almost anything, and it will be the funniest thing we’ve heard. I miss you man…

/cry

Ms. Williamson- I forgot your first name…I’m sorry. I do remember that we had the same last name. I don’t really know you. I’ve never seen you in person. I’ve only talked to you on-line. So, I’m in no position to judge you in any way. But from what I can tell you seem like a person who I could talk to. ? You are fairly easy to talk to. Plus you like Harry Potter. We could talk about HP to keep us busy. So until I meet {if we ever do} our friendship will have to be limited to aim. How very scarcely I’m on.

Val- Well…hmm. I can't think of anything to say. I'll look for something that I've typed up on my pc … <searching…> here is something:

01-03-05

Today Val and I (Lily was there also) hung out, and i have to admit that it was outstanding.

She is everything I want in a girl. Beautiful, smart, she has the same beliefs about practically everything as I do, everything you could want in a girl. [If you were me]

The ONLY thing [and im working on it, but it's not that big of a deal] is her dislike of anime and such. :D


Amanda- We shared a locker practically our whole senior year. I’m not sure why we did. You had your own, but it was fun. I can’t recall the first time we met. Maybe in Ms. Mathew’s class…OH! Wait, it was at Teletech. The day of my interview, you were there for your interview also. You were friends with Druggy James…who was later fired, and I must admit that it was one of the funniest things I’ve seen. We quickly became friends. It was a rough friendship, you’re crazy and stuff. I’ve plotted many times to steal your dog. I still consider you a great friend. A friend who I will not talk to for 3 months, and then talk like we never stopped talking.

Lily- My movie buddie. For the past two weeks we have watched everything from Ghost in the Shell to Full Metal Jacket to etc… they are good movies, we have the same taste in movies, and some music. Arguing with you is fun. Your fascination with Marcus <gasp I said his name!> is fun.

Jerrell- My token black friend. Need I say more?


Blah blah blah.

All in all I cant wait for my California friends to meet my Alabama friends. That is going to be awesome.


I didn't proof-read any of this, so please disregard any typo/grammatical errors.